by Nitesh Kumar
NOW WITH WE ALMOST BECOMING ENGINEERS IT FEELS GREAT TO BE A PART AND PARCEL OF THIS WONDERFUL JOURNEY…..yeah yeah it’s all CRAP……you want to know what we did as a ENGINEER start reading this……because when we came here we were teenagers now when we are leaving we are MEN……and this is all due to what we have been through these college days may be good ar may be bad ….buts it’s what we are…..and we luv it………….so here how it goes 10 POINTS DAT WE DISCOVERED THROUGH ENGINEERING.
- The first and foremost thing about being a good engineer is dat he or she should be very good at mugging ;because that's what is going to help them in there whole engineering lives. D MORE U MUGG;D MORE R D CHANCES OF U CLIMBING D STAIRS.
- He or she should be able to digest any kind of food provided in the mess without feeling otherwise about the frequent DISCOVERIES OF FOREIGN BODIES WHICH IN SOME CASES MAY BE ALIVE; so 2 b a good engineer one should have a excellent digestive system.
- One thing dat decides everything is…….MONEY; whether you have no money for books or notes ;you must always carry cash for late night shows and party…..u never know WEN U WANT A KINGFISHER FOR BEING A KING IN GOOD Times(or bad in some).
- Engineering life is incomplete without 2 things: SMOKING & DRINKING: you must smoke or drink even if it means pleasing your peers or showing juniors you r a stud. WITH EVERY DROP U BECOME A BETTER PHILOSPHER IN LIFE.
- It doesn’t matter much whether you look lyk a SRK or SANTOSH PANDIT, if u have testosterone then every girl you cum across is a future girlfriend or in some extreme cases future wife; PLAY WID ALL U HAV ITS ONLY 933 GIRLS PER 1000 MEN……U DON’T WANT TO BE IN THE REMAINING 67.
- Get accustomed to the frequent downgrading of marks once you enter college ;don’t look upon the TOPPERS as they are a myth a;a creation of SATAN to ruin ur HAPPINESS instead PITY them as they have been studying for past so many years ruining there all moments of enjoyement……and thank god……..you are not a topper.
- ONCE IN COLLEGE IT’S YOUR DUTY TO GET ATLEAST ONE SUPPLI; because only then you would be complete. Don’t fear them ;they are your friends and once you start getting them u will start loving them,always remember ;IT’S ONLY THE FIRST STEP THAT'S HARD…….after every supli just say……”BABES I LOVE U SO MUCH…….SUPPLIS YOU COMPLETE ME”. You will be a master of your subject once you clear these CUMPOLSARY IMPROVEMENTS….love dem all.
- With each and every day the pain in your heart will increase enormously; the frequent assignments; the incomplete lab records; series exams; the university exams; the failure in love………use all your defeats and sorrows and turn them into a poem ;a rock band ;a play; who knows you may be the next ELTON JOHN; VIKRAM SETH; JIM MORRISON OR KARAN JOHAR.
- After enjoyin 3 and a half years completely and you are left with no jobs or placements and stuck with supplies….don’t lose heart just say ALLLL IS WELLL ALL ISS WELLL;look at the brighter side…..you can enjoy your free life some more; it’s not about how many jobs you get but it’s about how many parties and treats you can extract from the placed people……since you got no placements you can go to all parties but no one will ever ask you for one you can exploit this pity factor and earn there sympathy and if you are smart there help too……it’s just about exploring your options.
- In life you may be successful or not....you may be happy or sad…….but one thing will never be again and that’s your college days enjoy each and every day of it as u grow because in at last you will be remembering the late night parties; d fights; d songs ;d breakups; d proposals. Life is a concentric circle it revolves and revolves and what is left with you is just memories so make them as better as thet can be……
b’coz
ZINDAGI NA MILEGI DOBARA……NJOY IT FULLLL………….
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